Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Nursery Ryhmes Destructed

Yay! Dida and I went crazeh!

We changed a few nursery ryhmes like...
'One Two Buckle My Shoe'.

Original :-

One, two,
Buckle my shoe;
Three, four,
Knock at the door;
Five, six,
Pick up sticks;
Seven, eight,
Lay them straight;
Nine, ten,
A big fat hen;
Eleven, twelve,
Dig and delve;
Thirteen, fourteen,
Maids a-courting;
Fifteen, sixteen,
Maids in the kitchen;
Seventeen, eighteen,
Maids a-waiting
Nineteen, twenty,
My plate's empty.

And... Dida's version of the song!!! In KHR mode!!!

One, two,
I'll bite you (to death);
Three, four,

You are whore;
Five, six,
I ate steak;
Seven, eight,
Don't be late;
Nine, ten,

Ahahaha, the colours... you should have known them rite?

And this is my version! Bhawawawa!!!

One, two,
Who are you?
Three, four,
You are whore!
Five, six,
Oh, sh--!
Seven, eight, nine, ten,
You are a penny to my heart.

This is 'Lagu Tiga Kupang'. All of Malaysians should have known it rite??

Original :-

Lagu tiga kupang
Saku penoh padi
Enam ekor burong
Masok dalam kuali

Bile sudah masak
Burong nyanyi saje
Tentu sedap makan
Beri pade raje

( korus )
Raje dalam rumah
Buat kire-kire...
Suri dalam dapor
Makan roti gule hey...

Dayang tepi kolam
Mahu jemur tepong
Datang burong hitam
Patuk batang hidong

Ahahaha... the lyrics sound funneh!

This is Dida's version.

Satu, tiga kupang,
Kerbau tengah berkubang,
Kite makan kentang,
Amani pun begitu! Hey!

Ceh... this is my version. >D

Tiga, lima ringgit,
Wah, banyaknye duit!
Dida beli monyet,
Aku pun menjerit! Waaaaaaaa!!!

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