Friday, April 29, 2016

Ikare Chinpoya (PC) Walkthrough

Start off as an April Fools joke and now it's becoming a real thing, here it is; Ikare Chinpoya! Very short, it doesn't qualify as a game at all, it's more like a teaser or a trailer.

Warning: vulgar.

alice in wonderland theme background

Table of Content
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFOREWHEN, AND AFTER PLAYING THE GAME

-STORYLINE-
In a mysterious forest, there lives a wizard who solves men's problem; Ikare Chinpoya! He can use any means to solve their problems but he is forbidden to say the words of love and have sex.

-BEFORE-
You are playing as Ikare Chinpoya a.k.a Mad Cockman, a man who loves dicks more than anything else. There are only two endings in this game, 1 good end and 1 bad end.

Lots of dick jokes in this game. Look at all the characters' names:

Ikare Chinpoya; literally translates to Mad Cockman
Benis; a wordplay on Penis
Otintin; a wordplay on Ochinchin a.k.a Small Dick
Mappadaka; Stark Naked
Galilei Chinpo; Galilei Manrod
Furachinko: Flawango

Otintin is the dude with glasses. Mappadaka is the dude with an elephant mask over his crotch. Otintin and Mappadaka are police officers and also a lover.

Benis is Chinpoya's housekeeper. Galilei is the king of the forest and Furachinko is Galilei's pet.

-WHEN-
The choices made sounds when you click on it. You can guess whether it is a good choice or a bad choice based on these sounds.

-AFTER-
FREAKING CLIFFHANGERS MAN. I don't think this game is completed yet. Dammit.
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"Walkthrough" hahahahaha oh god this is a joke.

Down, up
End 1 I’ve dreamed of you- chinpoya falls asleep and there’s someone who is holding him

Down, down
End 2 farewell, till we meet again- chinpoya receive the punishment
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Screenshots of Glory!!

man wearing a hat in a room
A late introduction, I am called "Mad Cockman".
Also he's cute ok?

man outside of the garden
A low baritone voice throbs my crotch.
He's horny as hell.

three men in a room
If Otintin is the troubled man then I'm floored about this. 
Look how unwilling he is to solve Otintin's problem.

man talks to a masked man
"No dick-scrimination!"
It's more like "No discrimination on dicks!" but I see puns are more fitting.

three men having a tea party
Seeing a violent kiss scene in front of me, my son is beginning to erect.
Oh boy he's a wild man.

man meet with king
"Mission of taking someone's pleasure, that sounds like you." 
The sassy king appears!

a room with red curtains
I'm too excited about it, I might as well take photos of this moment and treasure it. 
3P bro, who doesn't like it?

messed room with spilled tea
Everyone who comes here and when their problems are solved, they won't come back here again. 
Oh. 

two men in a messed up room
"When you have a lover you'll understand. You'll do anything for them."
But he can't have a lover dammit.

rat in a room
"Anyone won't take your words seriously when you're swallowing a dick right now!" 
Ok then Benis.

a king blushes in a room
"Ah.... um, that's not a hug but it's a tackle." 
When Galilei mistaken Chinpoya's tackle attack as a hug. Look how Galilei blushes ////

angry king standing
"Are there maggots in your head? It seems that they're eating your brain." 
SICK BURN.

close up of the king's face
"... Then you should open your eyes and look at me."

There are several unexplained mysteries in Ikare Chinpoya, like why Chinpoya has a severe headache? It sounds like his memories are being wiped out or being replaced. Why he can't have sex with his customers? What's with this dick hunt that Galilei set up specifically when Chinpoya violates his rules? Also whose voice is in Chinpoya's head? 

A lot of questions but no answers.

This game really has its potential. I really hope AlaruM pick this game back and make it as a fully complete game.

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